|Should I Turn to a Life of Stripping?|
Don't remind me...I know...it has been too long.
I haves a big problem though and I need your advice!
Several months ago I developed a troubling case of "lump on my heiney".
Mom monitored, squeezed, monitored some more and finally took me to the doggy doctor who agreed I should have the lump removed.
Welp the day finally came and although I was a tad nervous the lump came off (along with several of my toofers that had to go.)
The problem I am having now is that the "minor" surgery has left me with a "major" scar!
A scar on any other doggy would be cool! It would be worn like a badge of courage. An over-comers emblem, a survivors stamp! But on me...it is not good. You see...I'm a MODEL. And I'm not a Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund Super Model...I am more of an up and coming model. I still have to work hard to get gigs, model questionable things like dog diapers and Chinese dog treats! I still have to "pretend" to like cats in some of my shoots!
So...a scar...specifically on my ample and bootiful heiney could be career ending. (Pun intended!)
I have been making a list of my skills in the unfortunate event that I have to find a new line of work but so far I have only come up with:
Licking my feet
High pitch barking
Not thinking that will be enough to fill up a resume so I am asking for your help!
If I absolutely must leave my chosen field of modeling...what should I do for a living? This girl has GOT to eat!
|My Boo Boo|
Please add you suggestions on what Karli's new career should be in the comments section!