Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Lil Bit's Dew Claw Song

Blood trails! Horrible cries! Moaning and chaos! Was this a murder scene? Had a major natural disaster just taken place such as a tornado or earthquake?

No. This was just my kitchen, I realized as I crawled out of a warm pile of yet unfolded towels in the laundry basket. 

Something WAS seriously wrong however; my brother Lil Bit was carrying on like someone had just stepped on his scrawny, mostly hairless tail. 

Lil Bit doesn't cry like most doxies. We call him Monkey Boy  because he makes an “oooo aaaaa oh oh oh oh oh” sound. Mom says if people were blind folded they would think they were in the primate house of the zoo.

“What is the matter Lil Bit?!!!” I ran over and sniffed his heiney for more information.

“I stubbed my toe and my right dew claw got ripped off!!! OOOOO AAAAA OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!” he yelped loudly and continued. “And now I can’t find it.”

“Welp you can’t glue it back on ya know?” I informed him.

“I just want it. It has been attached to me for 14 years! OOOOO AAAAA OH OH OH OH OH” he cried again red blood dripping from his still fresh wound.

“Ok…I will help you find it! “ I volunteered. “But instead of crying…why don’t you turn your pain into something positive!”

“Huh?” Lil  Bit asked.

“Sing a song about you dew claw! It will release those end dor fins mom is always talking about to make your paw feel better! Also…your monkey cry is driving me nuts!” I explained.

“Ok…I will try.” Lil Bit agreed.


This is Lil Bit’s Dew Claw Song....sung to a country western tune. 

I was strolling through the kitchen, looking for a treat,
A piece of cheese or sausage or any kind of meat.
I stubbed my toe on somethin’, don’t really know at all
But I felt a mighty awful pain and ripped off my dew claw!

Oh dew claw I loved you. I've had you all my life.
Some folks say your pointless but they aren't right.
When you’re a doxie with no teeth, that extra claw helps hold your meeeaaaatttt!!!
Oh dew claw, my right dew claw, I’ll miss you so.

And now my paw is bloody and making quite a mess.
I just dripped blood all over mommy’s favorite dress
I need to find you dew claw before this day ends
I’ll keep you for forever, cuz you been such a great friend

Oh dew claw I loved you. I’ve had you all my life.
Some folks say your pointless but they aren’t right.
When you’re a doxie with no teeth, that extra claw helps hold your meeeaaaatttt!!!
Oh dew claw, my right dew claw, I’ll miss you so.

Now mom just walked through the door, and sees the awful mess
I’m gonna get a spankin’ for ruinin her dress.
Wait, she picked me up and hugged me, gave me kiss.
I guess she knows how much my dew claw I will miss!

Oh dew claw I loved you. I’ve had you all my life.
Some folks say your pointless but they aren’t right.
When you’re a doxie with no teeth, that extra claw helps hold your meeeaaaatttt!!!
Oh dew claw, my right dew claw, I’ll miss you so.

She cuddled me and wiped me off and told me cry no more
Mom put me down and helped me track my blood across the floor
Back to where I stubbed my toe, the scene of the crime.
And there I found my dew claw, it once again is mine!

Oh dew claw I loved you. I’ve had you all my life.
Some folks say your pointless but they aren’t right.
When you’re a doxie with no teeth, that extra claw helps hold your meeeaaaatttt!!!
Oh dew claw, my right dew claw, I’ll miss you soooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I followed Lil Bit's trail of blood back to where he stubbed his toe and reunited him with his dew claw. 

He ate it.

The End.



 The music and lyrics of this song will be released soon by our dear friends Nik Liszewski and sung by Trish Kackritz!!!  (Nuit Doxie Liszewski's parents)


5 comments:

  1. Can't wait to hear the song!! I don't have any dew claws!

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  2. Mookie knows your pain but his was just a regular nail but it hurt too and was very bloody. Niko, like the wonderful twin he is, protected Mookie's paw for days afterwards. What a great song, the twins want mommy to order a copy - it will be a huge hit, maybe Animal planet will ask you to sing it on TV Lil Bit!!!!

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  3. Poor little LIL BIT. His song is very catchy though. I am looking forward to the single to come out soon.

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  4. Karli T. I am so happy that you tried to help Lil Bit. I know he appreciated it. You are a wonderful sister. Glad your momma got home in time to find it. Thought it was very funny that he ate it. LOL

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  5. I need this song on my iPod and cannot wait for its release. Excellent lyrics, my friend, excellent.

    I don't have the right ID to let me post this with a profile. It's me, the QCumber. xoxoxo

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