Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Murders of the Squeaky Friends

The scene was gruesome; the carnage disturbing. A murderer was on the loose and all stuffies and squeakers were feeling uneasy. The normally peaceful community of Dachshund Town had been savagely attacked and worse yet, the killer hadn’t been caught. He was on the lam and could strike again without warning. 

The comings and goings of the living room of this community had started off like most other days. Traipsing to and fro, anxiously waiting for the door to the “outdoors” to open so the inhabitants could search out squirrels, a potty spot, or even just a chance to bark at a passing jogger. This morning ritual was followed by a frantic rush to the kitchen for breakfast and usually followed by climbing up on the community couch to rest.

Today was different, however; and it was apparent as soon as the pack came in from their morning socialization time.

The white cotton guts were strewn around the living room; squeakers lie motionless and silent next to the mutilated bodies of Red Dog, Sammy Squirrel, Otis Octopus, and Clarice the Cow. Someone had attacked the squeaky animal friends and now only a ghastly massacre landscape remained.

Sherriff Austin was quickly called to investigate. He and deputy Spike sniffed out the crime scene, marked the evidence and collected paw prints.

Next the Canine Carnage Cleaning Crew arrived to dispose of the bodies and sanitize the area. It was difficult work but they efficiently and respectfully handled the cleanup.

Sherriff Austin interviewed several suspects and by the end of the day a suspect was named.

Unfortunately before an arrest could be made the suspect fled the area.  Be on the lookout for this dangerous criminal.  We have information that he could be heading to the Manassas, Virginia area.

His name is Watson “Mojo” Chiweenie and he definitely looks guilty to me!

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  1. mojo's foster aunt AmySeptember 27, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    OMG Kelly, you are hysterical!

  2. That is hilarious and very very creative! I am glad I am not the only one who names squeaky toys for her dog! hee hee

  3. Karli- You need to write a children's book! You are so creative:-)


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