Yip yap friends. It has been quite a while since I have written to you. Things around my pack have been pretty busy and momma hasn’t been feeling well so I sort of just was taking care of things for her. It has left me with little time to paw out my blogs to you.
Brother Spike has been having tummy “issues” and I’ve been trying to get my little foster brother Mojo Watson to comprehend potty training. This has been a big challenge for me cuz I’m not exactly an expert in this area. He is getting much better at it now. I would be a pro except that sometimes the grass is dewy in the morning and I HATE getting my paws wet. I have, from time to time, done potty on the deck which disappoints my parents. I do not like it when this happens cuz they are so nice, but it as though my doxie bladder has a mind of its own.
Oh Big News!!!! Austin finally proposed to me! It is a long story and I will paw it out tomorrow, but we are now officially engaged. So happy my tail just keeps waggin’.
Mom gave me a bath this morning and she told me she had to clean my hiney. I was okay with it at first but then……..YIKES! She started to clean my, eh hem….sorry but there is just no other way to word it……anal glands. (Sorry I know that is graphic.) I told her I would just scoot around on the carpet to take care of it, but she insisted. Oh the horror! She lifted up my trembling tail and gently (ha that’s her word not mine) squeezed me in the most personal place. Luckily it was over quickly. She at least had the courtesy to close the bathroom door so my brothers and Austin didn’t see this humiliating experience.
Well it is over now and actually I feel pretty good but it’s not like I’m looking forward to it again it the future. At least the next time she says she is going to clean my hiney I will know what to expect and possibly be able to plan an escape.
Well I better be going now. Need to see what lil’ Mojo is up to. I am attaching some new pictures of him. He really needs a loving home soon or my pack may get bigger. Tee hee. Have a Wiener-rific day!
Licks and Nuzzles,