Monday, June 6, 2011

Time for a Career Change?

My modeling job has hit a wall.  “There isn’t a huge call for bald dachshunds,” my agent tells me.  “Well why not?” I am left to wonder.  Mommy and daddy tell me everyday how gorgeous I am, so I thought I would be banking the big bones by now.  Maybe I need a new snoot shot. Sometimes my eyes look red on camera, but mom assures me they are the loveliest chocolate brown.  My nails need to be repainted, this is true but it is hard to find a good manicurist who doesn’t cost a paw and a leg.  I have put on a little weight and of course thin is in, but exercise makes me sweaty and this girl doesn’t like to be sweaty. Hmmm…..maybe modeling just isn’t my niche in life. Perhaps official kibble taster would work out better?

1 comment:

  1. Skipper, Cricket, Pretzel and MandyJune 6, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Girl,

    Hang in there, you are the bomb. We are having fun with your new blog. Also, we really miss our foster sister. Life is just not the same around here without you flirting with foster bothers Retten, Harley and Quincy. The boys are going gaga over your photos. Ooh la la, who is that chick in the bikini", say the boys. Sorry we missed you at the Meet-Up, but Cricket just had to go to the North Carolina Wiener Roast and show off like always and take First Place in the "Kissing Contest". Looking forward to getting together again girl.

    Luv ya,
    Foster Sisters,
    Skipper, Cricket, Pretzel and Mandy

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